Portrait of a cafe worker, Greg Humphreys (Ex Miner). He has dark hair, a moustache and stands behind the counter with his hands placed on the counter top. He wears a dark shirt, a watch, a wedding ring and a white apron. He has a tattoo depicting a horse's head on his left forearm. To his right is a large metal coffee dispenser topped with a brass? sculpture of a bird with spread wings. In the background is a till, plates and mirror-backed shelves containing mugs, bottles, canned drinks, two jars of sweets and packets of crisps. Text on image, on products, 'diet Coke Coca-Cola', 'PEPSI', '[Ta]ngo', 'Sherbet Pipe', 'LEMONA[DE]', 'McCOY', 'MONSTER MUNCH' and 'RAIDER', and, on dispenser, 'LA VICTORIA ARDUINO TORINO (ITALIA)'